Give Her A French Kisses On A Train TO Brooklyn

So me an my girl when out this morning an we were on our way back home an i mean we have been just out in a minute a so this morning we had some time before i have to go to work so we went downtown brooklyn to chill an talk an on our way back home this is what she texted me an this was my response to her message, but thats how i honestly feel about her ….

  

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I slept with your mom’s, hear me out tho….

I’ve been thinking about some evil ass shit lately so just hear me out….  Your moms

i would love to have sex with  a woman preferably in her late 30s early 40s with a teenage son  thats the big shot a mound his friends an walk out of his moms room in my boxers in the middle of the night an see him sitting there talking to one of his home boys  chilling playing xbox an just say” dam boy, yo moms got some good Pussy”, then walk back in the while drinking some juice or milk out of the fridge straight from the bottle / can like nothing happened… that shit is evil as fuck yes i know im going to burn but dam yo that is some funny shit